I don’t field dress my deer. There – I’ve said it. Let’s call it another term-gutting a deer. I don’t do that either , ha ha. I know – I suppose if I take the time to practice shooting, setting up stands or blinds, taking the time, spending the money, expending effort into hunting, finally putting a good shot on an animal, tracking, recovering – shouldn’t I just know how to gut an animal? Sorry I guess I could-but I don’t want too! And if a gal can’t turn to hubby or significant other and ask – Hon? Then really what’s the world coming to.
On the other hand, John, my husband, doesn’t wear gloves at all when he takes care of the process. He is elbow deep in the think of it, calmly explaining the process to me as I hold a leg or two. Sometimes I think he is under some delusion that I will pipe up and bellow (imagine hands & elbows waving with urgency) “What are you doing? That’s the best part! Get out of my way!”. But since that blessed day in his life has never happened, he insists upon walking around looking like a Halloween nightmare – complete with blood stained hands and an arm thrown in there for good measure. So helpful (as I always am) I dreamed up a solution I am deeming the “Gut Bag”. Its a bag that we will have in each of our vehicles. I bought a cheap cloth bag with handles for 50 cents. In that bag there is a roll of paper towels, some old fabric towels that we had laying around, plastic bags, hand sanitizer and an extra knife. I presented this to John feeling fairly smart about the whole thing. At which point he replied, it’s blue. And I said so what? We are using it AFTER we shoot the deer, not before. I stated what if you have a nick in your hand, your gutting a deer and wind up with some type of viral or bacterial infection? There was some mumbling at this point which wasn’t clear to me AND I’ve been married long enough to know when to keep my mouth shut. Clearly my bright idea hasn’t went over with the troops on this house. But now I just want to go hunting and get a deer. I’m sure John will be thrilled when I present the Gut Bag with a flourish!